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Total Medals Earned: 43 (From 11 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 765 Points

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 2/11/11
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 5/12/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! Unlocked 5/13/09
25 Points
Reach the maxed out level.
The Fast and the Furriest Unlocked 5/12/09
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp Unlocked 5/12/09
50 Points
Defeat The Beard
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.

Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)

DN8

Learn to fly Unlocked 4/22/11
5 Points
Evolve the vertical movement mutation
Blood on your hands 25 Points Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge
Phew, that was close 25 Points Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge
Two Headed Freak 25 Points Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge
Job done 50 Points Complete the game
You're the man 100 Points Complete all the challenges
There's one for the good guys Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Work that combo Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Super RedRum Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/250 points)

Friday: The Game

Oh Poop II Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
You found some poo!
Burn Baby Burn! 5 Points Disco inferno
Cereal Killer 5 Points What a nutty way to die!
DERP! 5 Points Fail at typing
Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points See you next FALL!
Oh Poop 5 Points Wrong game, jackass!
Oh Poop III 5 Points Well, at least now you fit into
Road Kill 5 Points Fall out of the car.
Suicide 5 Points Just like in every other text based game EVER!
ZAP! 5 Points What a SHOCKING experience!
Going Viral 10 Points Based on a true story.
Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points Just say NO !
Poop Princess 25 Points Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Winaholic 25 Points Find all 3 good endings.
Everybody's Rushin 50 Points Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Loseaholic 50 Points Lose in every way possible.
Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points Get to the party!
FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/385 points)

Grinning Cobossus

Nope, not a walkthrough Unlocked 10/23/11
5 Points
Watch the video
Whining Cobossus Unlocked 10/23/11
10 Points
Beat the game on easy difficulty
Addicted 5 Points Load up the game five times
Don't leave yet! 5 Points Click "more games"
Pressin' F5 5 Points Load up the game two times
5 Minutes to kill yourself 10 Points Play for five minutes
Malicious Joy 25 Points Score 35k in survival mode
Now you're a hero 25 Points Beat the game on medium difficulty
This is actually fun! 25 Points Play for half an hour
Double Kill 50 Points Score 100k in survival mode
Easier with a rope 50 Points Beat the game on hard difficulty
Ultimate Assassin 100 Points Don't get hit on "hard"

Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/315 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 2/28/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
First Blood Unlocked 2/28/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 2/28/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Exasperated 5 Points View the game walkthrough.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger 10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
BoM-nivore Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/23 (15/540 points)

Spike - A Love Story

Beyond Words Unlocked 4/28/11
5 Points
Cut Off a Conversation
Centerpieces Unlocked 4/28/11
5 Points
A Nice Center Smash
Droppin' Ten Unlocked 4/28/11
5 Points
Ten Crush-Hugs
Easy Fiver Unlocked 4/28/11
5 Points
Five Love Taps
Just Barely Unlocked 4/28/11
5 Points
Far Right Smoosh
Comedic Timing 10 Points You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Quickie 10 Points Far Left Hit
Teen Angst 10 Points Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
You Will Survive 10 Points 20 Hits in Survival
A Perfect Love 25 Points Perfect Score in Story Mode
Blackjack 25 Points 21 Spikey Embraces
Superior Smoosher 25 Points 30 Hits in Survival
The Crusher 50 Points 40 Hits in Survival
MASTER SMASHER 100 Points 50 Hits in Survival

Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)

Time Fcuk

You've learned nothing Unlocked 9/19/09
5 Points
Get the bad ending
Everyone will leave you Unlocked 9/19/09
10 Points
get to level 28
Is something wrong? Unlocked 9/17/09
10 Points
get to lvl 9
You are your only companion in life. Unlocked 9/17/09
10 Points
get to level 22
The Assent Unlocked 9/19/09
50 Points
Get the good ending
Opinionated 10 Points vote on 3 maps
Obsessed 25 Points Vote on 33 maps
Lost in forever 50 Points beat an explore campaign
O))) 100 Points Vote on 333 maps

Medals Earned: 5/9 (85/270 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 9/24/09
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 9/24/09
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 9/24/09
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 9/24/09
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Amateur Unlocked 9/24/09
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 9/24/09
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 9/24/09
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 9/24/09
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 9/24/09
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted Unlocked 9/24/09
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus Unlocked 9/24/09
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 9/24/09
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional Unlocked 9/24/09
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive Unlocked 9/24/09
25 Points
Use a nuke
Addicted Unlocked 9/27/09
50 Points
Play over 2 hours
Master Unlocked 9/24/09
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler Unlocked 9/24/09
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge Unlocked 9/24/09
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything

Medals Earned: 18/20 (445/500 points)

Vuvu Hero

Here Comes the Bear Unlocked 10/5/10
5 Points
Hit 20 notes in a row
No, Fido! Unlocked 10/5/10
10 Points
Hit 30 notes in a row
Bum Trumpet 10 Points Hit 40 notes in a row
Vuvu Zilla 25 Points Hit 50 notes in a row
100 Note Streak 50 Points Hit 100 notes in a row
Vuvu Hero 50 Points Get 98% or better on a Vuvu Hero song
200 Note Streak 100 Points Hit 200 notes in a row
300 Note Streak 100 Points Hit 300 notes in a row

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/350 points)