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King-Schmuck-MMXVI's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 43 (From 11 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 765 Points

Africa Dudes

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

There 25 Points

Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.

Castle Crashing the Beard

Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)

Whiskered Away 5 Points

Level Up once.

Fabulous! 25 Points

Reach the maxed out level.

The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points

Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)

Beat to a Fulp 50 Points

Defeat The Beard

DN8

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/250 points)

Learn to fly 5 Points

Evolve the vertical movement mutation

Friday: The Game

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/385 points)

Oh Poop II 5 Points

You found some poo!

Grinning Cobossus

Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/315 points)

Nope, not a walkthrough 5 Points

Watch the video

Whining Cobossus 10 Points

Beat the game on easy difficulty

Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 3/23 (15/540 points)

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Spike - A Love Story

Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)

Beyond Words 5 Points

Cut Off a Conversation

Centerpieces 5 Points

A Nice Center Smash

Droppin' Ten 5 Points

Ten Crush-Hugs

Easy Fiver 5 Points

Five Love Taps

Just Barely 5 Points

Far Right Smoosh

Time Fcuk

Medals Earned: 5/9 (85/270 points)

You've learned nothing 5 Points

Get the bad ending

Everyone will leave you 10 Points

get to level 28

Is something wrong? 10 Points

get to lvl 9

You are your only companion in life. 10 Points

get to level 22

The Assent 50 Points

Get the good ending

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 18/20 (445/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Vuvu Hero

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/350 points)

Here Comes the Bear 5 Points

Hit 20 notes in a row

No, Fido! 10 Points

Hit 30 notes in a row